Friday, October 8, 2010

Bat Boy Tracking Lieberman

The little rodent has been spotted somewhere in Connecticut, reportedly hunting down Joe Lieberman. He could use the meal—looking a little peaked, isn't he? Of course, that tired old blood of Lieberman's wouldn't make much of a feast, and he's an epic whiner, and undoubtedly wouldn't be a good sport about the whole thing. The clear inference here is that Bat Boy has developed a social conscience, and is undertaking this mission for the good of his country.

What a tremendous asset he could be for spreading the certainty of American Exceptionalism around the world (is he not the most exceptional among us?)...

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