Showing posts with label Tired Blood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tired Blood. Show all posts

Friday, October 8, 2010

Bat Boy Tracking Lieberman

The little rodent has been spotted somewhere in Connecticut, reportedly hunting down Joe Lieberman. He could use the meal—looking a little peaked, isn't he? Of course, that tired old blood of Lieberman's wouldn't make much of a feast, and he's an epic whiner, and undoubtedly wouldn't be a good sport about the whole thing. The clear inference here is that Bat Boy has developed a social conscience, and is undertaking this mission for the good of his country.

What a tremendous asset he could be for spreading the certainty of American Exceptionalism around the world (is he not the most exceptional among us?)...